Today didn’t go too well as I had planned. I slept early yesterday night in the hopes of getting up early and starting work and finishing early. I was awoken at midnight by Winnie’s call (she is from Pune introduced by a common friend, and we have talked a lot on the phone, not yet met, and we have been talking less recently). Didn’t pick the call up and went back to sleep and put the phone on silent and went back to sleep. Slept well even though I had not put the AC and I wasn’t tired yesterday, I didn’t go out and stuff so no exertion, still I was sleepy.  Got up at the stroke of 5:45 am 2 mins before my alarm could go off (my bio clock?).

Woke up and put the torrents to download.  I have a net plan that allows me to download freely from 12 am to 8 am, but I have to manually get up and start the PC and modem for that and manually disconnect at 8. I dowloaded a few raunchy vids as usual along with other stuff. My Top Gear dowload, Season 1 to 6 all 20 GB of it, is stuck at 35%. Gosh it is seeded so badly that I get only 5 or 6 kbps. That done I had Bfast of wheat bread, chatni, and NZ cheese.  Started work at 6:30 ish.  Logged and found out all the files were tough and the other hospital there were no files, as the typists were slow in processing the work I guess. That killed off the momentum.  Work went slowly after that inspite of 2 cups of sugar-free milk tea. I then went out on the bike for fresh air and bought 3 Gold Flake Lights (Regulars are too hard on my lungs). I usually am satisfied with one nowadays. But I bought 2 home just in case.

The day dragged on as usual and I started feeling hungry at 12:30, had both of the fags and worked till 1:30.  Then I sat for lunch, same Modern Brown Bread (7 types of grain with a 3-rupee, free Bru satchet at the bottom) I thought of giving the miss to rice, but couldn’t resist the yummy fish curry, so had a little. After that the watermelon, then the Herschey milk chocolate (120 cals, tastes like more though)  I saw the final episode of Season 5 of Allo Allo during lunch and instead of parking my ass on the sofa, I went back to work and reached 3/4^th of my target. After that I got distracted with my blog.  I wanted to embed a song from Boomp3.com just like TinkerBell has, I figured she must be a HTML guru.  I pasted the HTML code but it wasn’t showing up like it should have, instead one could see the code as it. I scratched my head for more than an hour trying to figure it out while doing my work and searching wikipedia and google image search for Allo Allo Pics. I found some but couldn’t get them embedded on rediff, that sucks, again HTML problem, spent another 30 mins on that.

After that I got swayed by masalaboard. There was the thread called, “Sexy south Indian heroines in sarees” and “Last pic you masturbated on”.  I spent almost 1.5 hrs there and spanked the monkey once.  Then some little work, then parked my ass in front of the TV.  It was almost 7. I turned on Aaj Tak Tez, my fav channel. There was a short-haired lady who usually is in a suit but today she was in a top and I thought I saw a Pokie thru the all-show T-shirt bra that was visible.  She left at 7 and fairy Swati Raina took over. 10 mins are dedicated to one topic, usually Khali etc. but SR was in her suit and her complexion even more fair, reminded of the Fairy in a sleeveless top who sat in front of me in the train, ooh her complexion was like milk, more material. There was nothing masturbatable about her dress and I started surfing the 100 or so channels out of which 50 are in a language I can understand. I hope for some “Cleavage” I’m a sucker for that, which is yet to become popular on Indian news channels. Switched over to News X, nothing there, just kicked out news readers who fumble and pronounce Missouri funnily and say “Barrack” Obama. I was satisfied once, thrice, if U count the morning session too, I was so bored that I thot I would go for #4. I relatched the door and it was 7:30 already and folks are home by 8ish. I had 30 mins and I was already sweaty and sticky and yet to have a bath.  So I gave one hard try, Disney was showing a Shararat rerun and Jiah didn’t look that hot even though she was showing skin and Pam or Parminder was hot as usual but I required more than skinny babes in tank tops with no cleavage for round 4. I was shuffling between Disney Channel, Aaj Tak Tez and Seinfeld on Star World.  Aaj tak Tez had Astro Uncle on with my favorite anchor, cutie pie, Nidhi Ashish. She wore a golden kurta, couldn’t make sure there were pokies or bra emroidery. Anywez, I was soft at 8.  I had a few mins before folks were gonna be back, I thought about that fairy babe in the train and along with Swati Raina and a lot of cleavages-surfing managed to erupt.  Man, was I drained and Dad came home in 2 mins.

I couldn’t get off the couch. I started feeling empty and depressed as I had taken 2 files and still had the PC on. I shut down the PC without doing the files and thought about what to do. Now the single most factor that makes me drink alone is hunger.  I was hungry now, and wanted to have a nice feast.  But its mid week and I don’t wanna wake up feeling bashed up and groggy the whole day. I don’t go directly for Chinese as I don’t want to be seen to be eating alone, drinking alone is okay. So for the first time I decided to go to the Chinese stall first and decide about drinking later. I went to fill petrol and went to a joint far from my place.  I entered alone, (something I don’t usually do, I wait for someone to call me) with great courage (you must be wondering, has V@T lost him mind but yeah small things affect me) asked if they gave half dishes.  I ordered Chicken Shechzuan Noodles (my fav) and by the time the order came I was hungreee. I ate slowly but alone, bravely, knowing I might bump into people who know me and would ask why was I eating alone, balls to that.  I finished the oily concoction and felt satieted and happy that I had not drank, smoked, and resisted the urge to do so with food.  A small victory for me. I was now feeling guilty that I hadnt walked and afraid I wouldn’t get sleep if I wasn’t tired as I had hardly walked, all on the bike.  So I parked the bike in the bldg and came walking back to the main road.  Suddenly, a pigeon plonked from the tree above and in no time a bitch pounced on it and made a clean breast of things, Darwin’s theory I thought.

I reached the main road about ¼ mile and smoked a fag. And walked back home and thot I would share my uneventful day with you. I called up Winnie, she said she is busy. Might talk to her at night. If you have read this far religiously, its time may be you consider getting a life, J kidding ok, Thanks for your paeshents.