Its 2:45 am and am back after watching the match at Galaxy of Stars, was a close one, enjoyed. I didn’t have much to drink tonight as I was driving and also I was still nursing the end part of a hangover from a stiff over the top booze session on Saturday. Just a couple of beers over 3-4 hours and lots of water. There was a babe who had worn low-rise and high top and she was dancing well in a group, with her ass crack showing and all, Youngistan meri Jaan.

Saturday was rambunctious, total Drama. In the morning, was feeling lonely and bored with work, went to a rediff chat room and met this girl who asked me my number. I introduced myself as Male 22 Mumbai doing MBA, my first set of lies. I then received a call from a 20-year-old Gujju girl, who spoke English fluently. I asked her if she liked sex, she replied in the affirmative. She claimed to be in an all-girls’ college and wanted to experiment….. I was like floored by what I had just heard. She then asked me if I was free to meet her for sex in the evening. I was like Huh! But quickly said OK, I’m in (what the heck). I thought she must be a prankster or up to girlie mischief as she was calling from a PCO. I immediately smelt a rate that this was a honeytrap or some scam of some sort where the cops were hand in glove and would catch me with my pants down and fork out a cool 15 days’ wages from my ATM, so negativity set in. She asked me to get rubbers, which I didn’t, cos I was afraid this would be used against me as evidence in court (I think of all extreme outcomes and consequences) and also asked if I had sex clips on my phone to which I said yes, again highly illegal stuff. We spoke for about 20 mins and agreed to meet in the evening. Though I was highly skeptical, deep down inside I was hoping against hope. Then I went out to clear my head to the panwallah, chugged on a ciggie, and called my closest pal who has experience with these sorta things, blind dates and all. He said, go ahead man, nothing to lose, just meet her yaar, and tell me what happens. I got a ton of confidence and decided that if she called in the evening, would just go on a blind date.

The day passed on, got a call from her at around 4ish, was pleasantly shocked and surprised, hypermania set in, and said I have to meet her in half-an-hour. I bathed, dressed, and wore a nice tee. Sprayed on AXE for like a minute. Zoomed off and drove faster than the wind on the highway, took me about 30 mins to reach the predetermined place and saw 5 missed calls on my cell. I call her and told her I was the guy standing next to the bike out McD. I called again, it was coming switched off. Man, I thought she is gonna see me and run away, again low self-esteem issues. I was starting to make other plans, not wanting to look foolish to myself, was gonna shop for some new clothes on the way back with the cash I hurriedly forked out of the ATM. Waited for a couple of minutes….then something miraculous happened, a simple girl in salwar-kameez came up to me and……….